KP Goes Nuts

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Lines Written on the Banishment of 

Kevin Pietersen from the England cricket team,

after Thribb

 

So. Farewell then KP,

Erstwhile saviour of

English cricket.

You of the flashing blade and

Wildly coloured hairstyles.

You brought shame on the game

By massaging your opponents.

Er, Keith says that

Should be ‘messaging’.

You claim you were

Misquoted but

Now you are

Permanently demoted.

That’s the first time

I’ve made a

Rhyme.

Whoops!

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